No Homo By RemainNameless

No Homo YESSSSSSS! That is the name of this book. Yes this book is hilarious? Yes it is cute and fluffy? Yes it is ridiculous? any more questions? NO? Lets go. So I have Never and I do repeat NEVER seen a Teen wolf episode in my life. I didn’t even know what it was. I still haven’t by the way. But apparently this is sterek fanfic. For those of you, like me, who don’t know what that is. Teen wolf is a show about a kid bit by a wolf and turns into one. Stiles and Derek are two characters on the show. Some of you 80’s baby’s are going hey wait that sounds familiar YUP! its a rip off remake of the Teen wolf with Michael J Fox. SO now that, that is all squared away.

The Blurb:
Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:

3 FourLokos + 1 peer-pressuring cat – 1 best bro to end all best bros = 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude – m4m – strictly platonic”.

Derek is the fool who replies.

Okay so that blurb. Really I cant even with it. When I read it I just had to see what this was about and when I did… really? Its that good. First of all take a look at the cover for a second. I mean really? I read this book twice before I noticed what was one the T.V.

So we have Stiles he’s in college and sort of lonely because his best friend Scott left to go away for a couple of months. He put a add on line to jerk off with someone “NO HOMO”. Derek answered. They are fraternity brothers and they know each other from high school so it is a little awkward at first. The story goes from there with stiles in endless excuses and denial that you cant even fathom. I mean you have to stop sometimes and go, WHAT?

I mean This happens:

And this:


Its hilarious and cute and Free so even if you hate it you didn’t waste anything. I loved it I gave it a 5. Until next time.

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